pollcats

Srry for delays :-/

2008-03-20T09:33:00.001-07:00

We're, respectively, sick & traveling. Also writer's stirke (?). We'll be back tho!

wlkom to the Hope Express! Exits are to the Right... (get it?)

2008-03-13T09:38:00.001-07:00

Let's be clear; I, Huckaburger, am a big-time Obama fan, but this was too easy to pass up :-/. Please add comments with alternate captions if you have ideas!

sah-sah-safety danz!

2008-03-12T07:30:00.001-07:00

so we're a lil late on this one...

2008-03-12T07:28:00.000-07:00

my mom reads this blog.....

2008-03-11T11:11:00.000-07:00

...bad form. i know. couldn't resist :)

Seems reasonable...

2008-03-10T14:42:00.001-07:00

Ooops, we guess sumone did

2008-03-10T12:36:00.001-07:00

Don't get it? Read teh news, dude!

impolite? oops...

2008-03-10T12:32:00.001-07:00

CONTEST TIME! WOOOOO!!!

2008-03-09T19:10:00.000-07:00

Wooooo! We finally has 5 submishuns!! That means it's voting time: cast yur vote on the side of the site until next Sunday (03/13) and the WINNAR wins sumthing AMAZINGS- more or less yet to be determined....

Submishun no. 1

Submishun no. 2

Submishun no. 3

Submishun no. 4

Submishun no. 5

contest submishun no. cinco!!!

2008-03-09T18:57:00.001-07:00

in case u dun get it.... also, this makes me laugh

wait. wait... you means it's not nukulur?

2008-03-07T07:20:00.001-08:00

senater, ur thoughts on tuesdays rsults?

2008-03-07T07:19:00.001-08:00

fail... again

2008-03-07T06:54:00.001-08:00

No rly... whats w/ bush and babies?

aaaaaaaaaaahm hooked on a feelin!

2008-03-05T15:11:00.001-08:00

oh hai! And thanx!

2008-03-05T13:22:00.001-08:00

Over here at pollcats hq (which resembles Skullcrusher Mountain) we've been excited about a lot more site traffic lately. We're glad you like. Just a friendly reminder, there's still a competition going on! There are four submissions already (click the "Contest" tag to see them) and when we get one more, we'll start voting. Winnar gets somethin cool.

so long, n thankx for all the fish

2008-03-05T07:17:00.000-08:00

(remember when Huck said, in response to "isn't it a mathematical impossibility for you to win?," that "[he] didn't major in math, [he] majored in miracles"?

Yeah.

the seekrit to his success

2008-03-04T14:33:00.000-08:00

she's also quietly judging u

2008-03-04T12:15:00.001-08:00

'sok ladies... don hate

2008-03-04T11:27:00.000-08:00

'strue, we womenfolk cant control ourselves around him...

so wrong. so many reasons.

2008-03-03T13:17:00.001-08:00

for the rekord, dat's hs wife, but still.

It took Colin a coupla years to smell it, tho

2008-03-03T13:15:00.000-08:00

why the website haz been slacking....

2008-03-02T15:14:00.001-08:00

Moses leading the Peeps out of the Desert (or out of the Dessert Line??)

Moses-Peep himself...

Egyptian Soldier-Peeps

Israelite-Peeps

woo!! (also, Happy Birthday Huckaburger!!!!!!)

y edwards didn't measur up

2008-02-29T22:03:00.001-08:00

sadly, mccain is more confident.

kucinich karaoke #1! (Titanic!)

2008-02-29T21:53:00.001-08:00

srry for no posts lately. serious bizness to do. k be back bai :-)

contest submishun no. 4!!!

2008-02-27T18:46:00.001-08:00

oooh and 1 more submishe and it's vote time! ("official" rulz here)

somewhere, a child smiled. briefly.

2008-02-27T07:51:00.001-08:00

just ask bush

2008-02-27T07:40:00.000-08:00

wat do u mean Obama has no experience??

2008-02-26T08:57:00.000-08:00

btw, is that a patriotic American flag tissue box?

no, rlly, we're an understanding n multikultural people

2008-02-25T14:11:00.001-08:00

Mccain's revenge

2008-02-25T11:45:00.001-08:00

even he doesnt believe it n e more :-(

2008-02-24T21:10:00.000-08:00

teh black sheep of kevn spacey's fambly

2008-02-24T20:46:00.000-08:00

srry for reusin teh images.
thx to ScavMF, frequent reader & site booster, for teh suggestshun.

happyhuck!

2008-02-22T16:54:00.000-08:00

teh resemblans to happycat is uncanny.

contest submishun no. 3!!!

2008-02-21T10:49:00.001-08:00

i sees a kucinich theme going on here, no?

contest submishun no. dos!!!

2008-02-21T10:45:00.000-08:00

contest submishun no. 1!!!

2008-02-21T10:34:00.000-08:00

communizm. fail.

2008-02-20T09:02:00.001-08:00

union solidarity

2008-02-17T21:04:00.001-08:00

happy almos-presidents day! (5 min to go)

2008-02-17T20:48:00.001-08:00

COMPETISHUN!!!

2008-02-15T14:40:00.001-08:00

our posts, they're getting a little lame, no?
ipso facto, ergo, in vino veritas.... we're having a competishun!

Yoo make zee posts, send dem to pollcats.awesome@gmail.com, and once we get at leest 5, we'll post dem and yoo all can vote fur ur faves!!! Teh winnar will get this or something ese that republicans like... we welcome suggestshuns b/c srsly, we have no idea...

...which reminds me. how axesome of a commercial was this?

Lub is in teh air.

2008-02-15T11:05:00.001-08:00

Apparently sumone used icanhascheezburger to propose, wif success! If you'd like to use our site to propose to ur speshul one, plz let us no (wif $100 deposit). kthx!

capshun contest winnar! rove's tru luv

2008-02-15T07:21:00.001-08:00

Thanx to all who voted n submitted capshuns!

yet sadly, not election hero

2008-02-15T06:31:00.000-08:00

valentins day speshul!

2008-02-15T06:29:00.000-08:00

Is very satisfyin - most people are luvin bush's package.
Teh story behind dis picture is probabl even more funneh than the capshun itself. See?

is his first one!

2008-02-13T08:22:00.001-08:00

wif thanx to colbert.

i dunno wat yoo herd about me...

2008-02-12T16:33:00.001-08:00

Schuster = Schmuckster

thats what she said (hi-oh!)

2008-02-12T16:27:00.001-08:00

maybee stik to hand shaking?

2008-02-12T16:21:00.001-08:00

I has a joke... no, is not my candidsee, stop sayin that...

2008-02-12T12:40:00.000-08:00

Is okay, we explains. See, Suckabee thinsk Washington is teh commy for not voting for him. Does Hckabee read icanhascheezburger?

so mr. obama... nytimes says hillary has teh better healthplan

2008-02-11T20:39:00.000-08:00

I can haz health inshurance?

Huckabee=smrt

2008-02-11T07:51:00.000-08:00

no free cars but i still likes her better than oprah

2008-02-10T16:57:00.000-08:00

its either that or he wants to eat her brains...

2008-02-10T12:01:00.000-08:00

like from justin to kelly... only better

2008-02-10T10:51:00.001-08:00

submishun numba 3! w00t.

2008-02-10T10:02:00.000-08:00

Imagine.

bai bai mittens :-(

2008-02-08T08:01:00.000-08:00

compashunit conservatism?

2008-02-07T20:49:00.000-08:00

speeks fur itself

2008-02-07T20:46:00.001-08:00

huckabee: i can has nominashun?

2008-02-06T14:12:00.001-08:00

we needs a capshun

2008-02-06T13:46:00.000-08:00

We needs a capshun for this picture. Thoughts?

Rove: dis guy on da left - he's mai hooman. isn't he speshul?
Bush: yhallothar! Rove: those little faux pas? I make him do them. Just because.
Rove: ill nevar luv yoo... as much az i luv myselfs
[[insert ur capshun heer]]

pr0n

2008-02-06T06:43:00.002-08:00

hav recently heard complaint frm oen of our many MANY viewers, that this post is obseen. we responds: hai mr ashcroft! we honored by your presence. but don't think u understnd lolspek n teh memes. so plz leave. kthx

do u luv me? naaaaaow thaaaaat i can daaaaa-aaaa-aaaaaaaannce...

2008-02-06T06:43:00.001-08:00

breaking noos: pollcats made Stewart

2008-02-05T20:55:00.000-08:00

wu maed conan who maid colbert WHO MAYD HUCKABEE! POLLCATS IS WINAR!

BONUF BREAKING NOOS:
also, wif science, we now calls Californy for Mike Gravel. Nomnomnominee!

i mean if the giants can win....

2008-02-05T11:32:00.000-08:00

huckabees new VP running mate

2008-02-04T07:41:00.000-08:00

Boo!

2008-02-04T07:35:00.001-08:00

at least hes not watching u masturbate...

2008-02-02T04:49:00.000-08:00

for teh uninishiated - lurn your lolcats

MCain haz lolsecret

2008-02-01T16:13:00.001-08:00

we editorializes, k?

new car woudve been nicer.... kthx tho...

2008-02-01T15:15:00.005-08:00

Hillary + Coulter = teh hell... is cold day, no?

2008-02-01T14:49:00.000-08:00

We'll have a lol* soon but WTF!!!!

See? We promises, we does!

teh republikn p1atform

2008-01-31T12:50:00.000-08:00

Did u miss teh rephbblican debates? Sokay, pollcats summarizes.

Now u has seen dem all! Congrats to u! k bai

emo post, srry

2008-01-31T12:28:00.001-08:00

Mai Mitt-mentum... has you seen it?

2008-01-30T11:26:00.001-08:00

Wif apolojeez to South Park... dis episode

Srry no lolspeak, still funneh

no rly. is sad . hes so purdy

2008-01-30T11:00:00.001-08:00

First submishion! We has it!

2008-01-29T11:42:00.000-08:00

im in ur presidency, fuxin ur country

2008-01-29T11:34:00.001-08:00

9/11. i owns it.

2008-01-29T11:13:00.001-08:00

no moar science plz

2008-01-28T09:18:00.001-08:00

no more state fairs plz, kthxbai

2008-01-28T09:04:00.001-08:00

a belated "thx" for bush v gore

2008-01-28T07:49:00.001-08:00

bipartisanship like it was meant to be

2008-01-27T08:52:00.000-08:00

Wherein McCain Finds His Mommy

2008-01-25T14:16:00.001-08:00

dood...

2008-01-25T14:08:00.001-08:00

u has a testimony, first?

2008-01-25T13:27:00.001-08:00